From the land of the Bluenose.....

Two old bouys were sitting in a nursing home looking out over the harbor youz.

First one (think it might be Krom from the Maine forum) says:
"My gout is killing my feet.  I have hemorrhoids and my arthritis is got every joint in my body stiff!  I feel old!"

The second old sod (probably the Kommander from the Lucky Dan's Forum) pipes up and retorts, " Well my hair is all gone.  Left me teeth in the mason jar on the sink in the bathroom and I peed in my pants.......I feel young!"

Lord love a duck that "depends."

As Marcus Welby MD once said, "Grow old with me for the best is yet to be."